I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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