Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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