There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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