Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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