she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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