i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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