Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Randomize
