Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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