He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
