I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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