Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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