i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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