Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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