We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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