She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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