And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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