theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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