We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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