sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
it's like heaven, but drunker
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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