Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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