at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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