I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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