is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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