Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
