What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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