Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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