paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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