im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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