Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So many bounce houses so little time
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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