Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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