only if we run a train.
done.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
