eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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