Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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