he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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