scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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