Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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