U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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