Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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