so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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