He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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