So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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