put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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