Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
