I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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