summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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