You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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