Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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