But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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