just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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