i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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