Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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