We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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