either way he was missing a nipple.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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