the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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